H O O T A L O O

toucanjam:

hootaloo:

toucanjam:

hootaloo:

toucanjam:

my roommates are having sex so im hiding in the bathroom with my laptop

playing ke$ha really loud

this is my life

i forgot my phone outside….

as i sit here

in my room

happily watching dogs 101 and on my computer and listening to music comfortably without the - wait nvm. i live with two parents who lock me in their room to have sex on the daily basis.

now you know how i feel.

omg hoot im so sorry….

LACK OF HORNS HAHA

jake youre such a freak

i wish i could contribute with pictures of myself but the only one i ever liked was the one with my posing with douchebag dog

  1. hootaloo reblogged this from toucanjam and added:
    hahaha youre literally so drunk
  2. morbidlycurious reblogged this from hootaloo and added:
    I was totally about to join in and start reacting with photos of myself but the tumblr app wont let me 8(
  3. toucanjam reblogged this from hootaloo and added:
    LAST ONE IM SORRY
  4. hootaloo reblogged this from toucanjam and added:
    now you look like some kind of dictator giving a really memorable speech with terrible lighting
  5. toucanjam reblogged this from hootaloo and added:
    CLOTHES FROM TARGET’S GIRLS DEPARTMENT…. I’m a canadian… that scarf is actually mine though…..
  6. hootaloo reblogged this from toucanjam and added:
    none of these are horrible at all and honestly that last one is so ADORBS LOL LIKE WUT ARE YOU WEARING
  7. toucanjam reblogged this from hootaloo and added:
    i could actually keep this up all day literally every picture of my is horrible
  8. hootaloo reblogged this from toucanjam and added:
    jake youre such a freak i wish i could contribute with pictures of myself but the only one i ever liked was the one with...
  9. toucanjam reblogged this from hootaloo
  10. hootaloo reblogged this from toucanjam and added:
    LACK OF HORNS HAHA
  11. medikslounge reblogged this from hootaloo and added:
    HAHAHAHAHA…… soo true… i know that feeling and it sucks and make everything horribly awkward…
  12. toucanjam reblogged this from hootaloo and added:
    omg hoot im so sorry….
  13. hootaloo reblogged this from toucanjam and added:
    room happily watching dogs 101 and on...computer and listening to music comfortably...
  14. houndbound said: I’m so sorry daef but this is hilarious
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